Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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