At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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