Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Operation Purity has been aborted
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
