Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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