So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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