For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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