im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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