I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do vagina's smell?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka?
Forever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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