I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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