Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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