is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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