he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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