nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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