I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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