Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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