North Korea, Best Korea!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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