He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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