had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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