I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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