You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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