Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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