Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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