yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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