dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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