At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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