I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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