I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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