these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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