Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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