dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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