would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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