quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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