I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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