He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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