So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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