I showed him my bush... on skype.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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