You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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