is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
God I need to hump something, right now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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