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We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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