In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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