Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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