Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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