We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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