Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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