Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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