Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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