With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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