Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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