Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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