why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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