The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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