She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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