Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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