why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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