so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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