How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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