i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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